singinghuntress | IC Inbox: Duplicity

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I need you to imagine being asked to paint a 50 year old man in nothing but a bib.

Suffice it to say, I definitely turned that one down.

Ew.

I think I need something to bleach my brain now.

Thanks for that lovely mental image.

If it's any consolation, it wasn't meant for you.

That helps a little.

It's still a nasty mental image though.

So why are you painting such things?