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Rip van Winkle ([personal profile] singinghuntress) wrote2018-10-25 05:45 pm

IC Inbox: Duplicity


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saintguillotine: (Though they run they will not grow weary)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's a perfectly valid excuse. But fine- will a fruit basket not cut it?

[He's not going to argue. Seems like it might be an exercise in futility, considering how their last conversation went.]
saintguillotine: (Wounding strokes are good medicine)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Can't be picked up from the store- that deprives me of a lot of options, Rip. Most reconciliation gifts come in packaging.

[A beat.]

Well, I'm not sure it would be reconciliation, in our case, but-

Will having something made for you suffice? I've cooked for Alucard. Presumably you can eat the same things as him.
saintguillotine: (For I am gentle and humble in heart)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Pray tell, what would you demand for reconciliation?

[He scoffs, at her response.]

You're being awful picky, considering I wouldn't usually apologise to a vampire, least of all- [Old habits die hard. He stifles himself.] Fine. Fine. Just come over to Alucard's when you're next available.
saintguillotine: (The Lord gives strength to his people)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't even tried asking.

[Though he understands the lack of confidence, given that he almost called her one of the 'Majors freaks' again.]

I know that. Just- get here.

[Grumpily.

He prepares to close the feed, but ends up hesitating. Alucard is still sulking in his bedroom. He probably doesn't want visitors.]


Wait, I may have been a little too hasty in offering. Do you mind postponing?
saintguillotine: (Keep calm and don’t be afraid)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Your feeling is probably correct. Death is temporary, though, so go right ahead.

[Lol Anderson, please.

He makes a exasperated sound.]


Alucard is sulking, and I doubt I'd get far if I tried to hurry him along. You'll have to wait for as long as he needs.
saintguillotine: (Wounding strokes are good medicine)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't being entirely serious. Killing you would break a promise, my contract, and otherwise inconvenience me, so what is it, Rip? You really don't want me to wonder.

[The only response she receives to the reminder that it's his fault Alucard is sulking is a huff right back.]

I'll be by shortly, then. The less time I spend in this apartment the better, frankly.
saintguillotine: (Grace to you and peace from God)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-16 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he is definitely not doing any of that.]

A vial of my blood and the absence of my weapons. Makes me think you would spend the night doing something horrible to me. Performing experiments, perhaps.

[That is the sort of thing nazi's do, particularly the Major's ones. Well... former nazi's to a much lesser degree, but still.

He's already on the move, eager to leave the apartment. The tension is smothering.]


I'll do so. It wouldn't be much of an olive branch if I made you provide the ingredients.
saintguillotine: (This is why I am going to shake the heav)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, what's the vial of blood for? Tabasco sauce? Have you taken up witchcraft?

[She's probably already aware, but- his blood is not recommended for vampires to drink. Has quite the burn to it. Alucard doesn't seem to mind, but it's Alucard, so of course he doesn't.

She'll hear shuffling in the background as he moves.]


A confectionery, provided that isn't disagreeable.
saintguillotine: (Your breath sweet-scented as apples)

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[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
So there's no practical purpose? It'd call it strange, but I've developed a higher threshold for that since I've arrived here.

[He'll prod her about it later. Right now, he has some shopping to do.]

Good. Expect me in twenty.

[The feed ends-

And twenty minutes later exactly, he'll arrive at her shop with a grocery bag hanging off a forearm and shoulder his way inside, footsteps heavy on the floorboards. Peeking out the top of the bag is some milk, flour, and sugar, so it's immediately apparent he's going to be baking something.]
saintguillotine: (Keep calm and don’t be afraid)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-17 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[The layout of this place is lodged firmly in his mind courtesy of what happened last time he was here. He ascends the stairs, thumping his way up into the kitchen and setting all his supplies upon the counter.]

Do you have a heavy-bottomed pan?

[He glances over his shoulder as he speaks, already in the process of breaking eggs into a mixing bowl. He's capable of managing without one, but a heavy-bottomed pan would make the recipe easier to complete.]
saintguillotine: (I can do all things through him)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-18 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Her pause doesn't give him great confidence in avoiding a lengthy search, but it turns out she's right: the pan is in the bottom cupboard next to the fridge. He retrieves it and gets to work, humming under his breath as he prepares the dough for Il Pandoro Veronese and a batch of zeppole. It's 'Amazing grace', because of course that's what he's humming.

The fridge will, presumably, have blood bags, which he'll be adding to the recipes at some point for obvious reasons.

It doesn't take him long to finish preparations and start cooking. The Il Pandoro Veronese will take longer to prepare than the doughnuts, well over an hour, but that's specifically why he's making some zeppole alongside; it'll give them something to chew on while they wait.]


Right. [He takes one of the mini-doughnuts out of the oil and rolls it in cinnamon sugar.] Taste test this.
saintguillotine: (A man's character appears in what he doe)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-18 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[There's blood in it, so it is perfectly edible for a vampire. Anderson always uses enough to leave the batter faintly pink, and the finished product retains that colour even through the application of the sugar.

The ones he made for himself are, of course, the inviting brown that they should be, and he dips one in cinnamon sugar and pops it into his mouth before responding to Rip.]


Good, because that - [He tilts his head to the oven.] Won't be done for at least an hour.

[Scooping out the rest of the zeppole, he gives them a shake in the cinnamon sugar and transfers them to plates. One pile for himself, one pile for Rip. Rip's is noticeably larger; this is meant to be an olive branch, after all. Or at least part of one.]
saintguillotine: (Do not let your anger lead you into sin)

[personal profile] saintguillotine 2019-06-18 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Pandoro.

[With an Italian lilt.

It's a Christmas cake. A fairly easy, simple one, but as enjoyable as a Christmas cake ought to be. The children of his orphanage always preferred this over anything that contained fruit, naturally. The recipe is second-nature to him by now, since most of the matrons would spend Christmas with their families and it was all hands on deck for anyone who remained.]


Most of the time will be spent letting it rise. The baking itself won't be nearly as long.

[After a moments pause, he joins her on the couch, plate in his lap.]

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