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[Give her a moment to just stare at him? Her? Rip adjusts her glasses for a moment. Then takes them off and rubs her eyes and then puts them back on and stares for a few moments longer.]

Zhis...is vat knocked me out?

Yes.

[ he laughs. ]

I'm Hellsing's attack dog for a reason.

[She rolls her eyes slightly.]

You remind me of a chihuahua. Or some sort of small dog. Zhough, I zhink zhat's mostly because of all zhe vhite.

So..if you look like a little girl, are you a little girl like zhis?

I'm a big dog when I transform, but I could be a puppy too.

[ don't be a puppy, alucard ]

What, like my body? My body is female, but my mind remains the same.

I'm already afraid of you. Please don't make it vorse.

[So please, don't be a puppy.]

Yes, zhat. I mean. I vas curious.

What's wrong with a puppy?

[ he cants his head slightly. ]

I can change into any form I like. Male, female, otherwise. I don't really care what I look like, the forms mean nothing to me.

I'm afraid to azk vat kind of puppy. I remember you hafing multiple hands. How can I know you're not like.. a Cerberus puppy or zomething.

[Honestly.]

...I hate to say it but, zhat's pretty neat.

I have a lot of hands. And eyes. And mouths. So I suppose you're right.

[ a beat. ]

Of course it is. Everything I can do is neat.

....You keep on getting creepier, you know zhat right?

[Sigh.]

...I vouldn't say everyzhing, but, zhat definitely is.

I'm fucking Dracula, what do you expect?

I don't know, I'd say everything. Anyway, it's going to come in handy here.

..Fair enough.

[She huffs softly.]

Oh? How do you figure?

[ he laughs, sharp. ]

I can be anything a potential partner wants.

[ that's kind of gross coming from a little girl, but whatever, it's still alucard inside. ]

[Okay even Rip feels uneasy hearing that from him while he's like that.]

Und here I just go vith zhe ones zhat like pain, blood play und beautiful women. You'd be surprised how many like that combination.

[ a shrug. ]

It's a good combination, but I don't mind bending to a partner's needs usually.

I'll keep zhat in mind for the next time I end up gracing your bed.

Are you saying I didn't already tend to your needs? I thought I was pretty damn attentive.

Oh you were.

[And she might be blushing a little...]

...I might like another round at some point.

Would you?

[ he's smirking, head canted aside slightly. ]

We'll see how you behave.

[Is that blush getting deeper? Probably as she glances away and pretends to be interested in something just off screen.. like straightening books in her bookstore. Just ignore all the romance titles.]

How I behave? Are you trying to give me incentive to be a good little vampire?

[ he leans a little closer to the camera, clearly amused, but his voice is low. ]

Well, you need to behave anyway, but some extra incentive wouldn't hurt.

[She stumbles a bit with one of the books she was holding.]

Extra incentive huh? You make it sound like I'm unruly.

[ he grins, running his tongue along his teeth briefly. thankfully for everyone involved, he's back in his normal form so it's not as creepy as it could be. ]

Aren't you?

[Well, that's a small favor at least.]

I'm not zhat unruly.

[At least she didn't think so. Though she might be fidgeting slightly now.]

...I mean, I behave.