singinghuntress | Inbox for Cerealia

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You have reached the inbox of Rip van Winkle. Leave a message so I can murder you later.

He's the reason for lewd calls to my store! Do whatever you want, just so long as you keep him away from me!|

What Lewd calls?

Random callers asking inappropriate questions or simply breathing heavily. It's disgusting!|

....

I guess I need to have a talk with the idiot.

Don't be shocked if it's a mood killer.|

Trust me, I won't be.

I might even have to with hold sex if he doesn't have a good explanation.

A lot of his explanations are nonsense|

Then it looks like he might not get sex for while~.

Exactly what he deserves~!|

[She's still getting him a year's subscription of potpourri. A different one for each day. Revenge is sweet.]