singinghuntress | Fourth Shot [Accidental Audio]

[For a moment there's silence before the sound of a young woman humming can be heard. For anyone who may know a certain German Opera, it may sound familiar as it's accompanied by the sound of metal scraping against metal. Eventually that noise stops only to be replaced with the sound of a gun being cocked.

For several long moments there's the sound of silence only to have it broken by the sound of a musket shot immediately followed by the sound of two hits... from one shot. ]

It zeems I am a little rusty. I should have been able to get all five of zhose large moths.

[ooc: for those who are curious, this is what she's humming/singing under her breath. ]

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Most of zhe time it ist var hymns.I know quite a few actually. Und no I haf not zeen zhose movies. Vy vould I? Zhey disrespect vat Millennium vas trying to accomplish und our glorious nation.

Eh? Were you even alive, then? Look, those guys did some bad shit, I hate to shatter whatever image you might have had of them. They were a perfect example of humans at their worst.

[Oh there is a very, very long pause. When next she speaks, anger is very evident in her voice]

How dare you! I know exactly vat ve did during zhe var. I vas zhere! Und I vatched az zhe Dok experimented on zhe pathetic humans ve vere zent! I am a product of zhose experiments und proud of it!

Ve vere ordered to spread a never ending var und zhat ist vat ve vill do!

I'm pretty sure never-endin' war wasn't on Hitler's agenda, regardless of the other bad shit he did. I don't even know this "Millenium" bullshit you're runnin' on about. I don't recall anything about that. Are you sure that's not just some crazy conspiracy nonsense you heard?

Oh I am very sure ve existed. I am First Lieutenant Rip van Winkle of Millenniums Verevolf Special Forces. Und ve vere given orders by zhe Führer himzelf~!

[She can't help but giggle softly]

Of courze you haf never heard of us, zhat vould haf defeated or purpose~! Ve vill bring zhe vorld to its knees und drench zhe land in blood vhen ve are done.

It vill be glorious~! Und rather fun~!

I thought you were a vampire? You don't smell like a wolf at all.

You guys kinda' lost the war, you know?

Of course I am not a verevolf! It vas zhe name of zhe special forces! I am a vampire~!

Zhat vas but a zet back for us. Ve vill rize again, und reign destruction. Ve vill come back a thouzand strong and decimate our enemies!

[She falls silent for several moments, giggling softly.]

But enough about zhat~! Zhe plans vere zet in motion in my vorld und I played mein part even if I did not realize it at zhe time. Now I am here und vill zurvive even if I am living vith mein executioner.

Who cares? You've got a thousand people? In my time, men have nuclear weapons and high powered missiles. You'll lose pretty quickly with just a thousand people. The days of attrition warfare are over.

How and why DID you die, exactly?

Edited Date: 2010-06-29 03:57 am (UTC)

Oh~! Zhey haf zhoughs in mein time too.. Ve vaited 50 years to attack. Ve vont looze. Ve vill devour everyone und decimate zhe land.

[At the question of her death, she falls silent.]

I vas killed by Zamiel, zhe Dark Hunter und zhe one I rezide vith.

Why didn't your "comrades" help you out?

Zhe devil killed my men und zhen me. I had a hunters death~! Zomezhing a pup like you vould never underztand.One zo young az you vould never underztand vat it means to be a true hunter~! One vho strikes vith zhe night und destroys their enemies~!

Tell me Akira, vat do you know about hunting~? Do you haf vat it takes to strike down your prey und devour zhem~? Do you haf vat it takes to be a true monster~?

A monster doesn't need to destroy to show how big he is. How am I gonna' prove I'm strong by killin' a thousand weaklings? Like humans. It simply ain't worth anything to raise my hand to one. What's it gonna' prove?

Zhen kill zomezhing vorth killing~! Go after a Monster zhat ist a challenge~! It ist zhe thrill of zhe chase! Zhe hunt itzelf zhat ist vorth it~!

For zhat thrill I vould gladly bring a city to its knees! I vould face zhe Dark Hunter und challege my fate! Und it vas vorth it~! Mein death vas a hunters death! I faced a monster greater zhan I and dared to challenge him! Even if death my hunter's spirit vas zhrilled!

You zimply haf not lived until you haf hunted my furry friend. It izt not about destroying, it ist about expressing your prowess over your prey und your skill. Destruction iz just... an added bonus.

It's not a bonus, and you're displaying exactly the human traits I hate most. I suppose I shoulda' known when you snacked on my neck, but I was tryin' to give you the benefit of the doubt. I love what I am, but my body is what makes me a monster.

You're a monster in spirit, only. A fool so bloodlusty, that they obviously got in over their head. THAT'S why you died. Because you're incompetent, irrational, and too obsessed with somethin' that takes no skill at all. Any beast in the field can hunt.

At least I don't live over there anymore. This ain't exactly a night you wanna' hunt me, understand?

[She can't stop the soft growls that spill from her! How dare this child call her incompetent and irrational! She was very competent and meticulous in her hunts!]

Oh~? I embrace vat I am, a monster in body and spirit! I also know zhe dangers of verevolves~! I spent 50 years living vith one und in zhat time you learn a few zhings my little friend.

Az for your move, I do hope you ztill vish to donate to my cause. I vould hate to haf to start hunting for my food. It could get quite messy.

[His was tinged with a growl so deep, it vibrated the screen in his hand.]

Bitch, you so much as touch any people and I'll flay you alive.

[Her delight is nearly tangible as she giggles. It seems that she hit a nerve~!]

Oh~? A monster zhat cares, how quaint~! If zat ist zupposed to be a threat, try harder. I haf faced vorse~! I can just imagine vat zome of zhe younger residence vould taste like~! Zo young und zweet und.. trusting.

If you wanna see a monster, I can show you one. I ain't always as nice and sweet as you saw the other day.

Oh~? But I live vith zhe vorst of my nightmares, surely you could not compare to zhe devil little volf.

[Oh she can't stop herself from giggling.]

I haf no need to fear a puppy zhat does not bite~! You are all talk ja~? Ven push comes to zhove you run vith your tail between your legs, don't you my little volf. Zo~! If I vere to hunt, you could not stop me, could you~?

I know your scent, now. I could track anywhere in this city.

Oh~? Zhen ve zimply must zee how good you are zometime~! A game of tag perhaps. One very.. interesting game of tag.

I could come beat you senseless right now, if that's what you want.

Edited Date: 2010-06-29 08:10 pm (UTC)

[There is silence for a moment, along with some very unhinged giggling.]

I zhink I vill haf to take a rain check mein little volf. Zhe Dark Hunter haz come to play~!