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Audio; Not sure if sorry.
Date: 2015-09-18 04:50 am (UTC)From:Explain this.
[What Rip receives next, is a forwarded notification listing Rip as a 'gracious donor' for Integra to compete in a drag race, which she distinctly does not recall signing up for. Rip, you dun fucked up.]
Audio; Never be sorry~
Date: 2015-09-18 04:56 am (UTC)From:[The amusement in her voice is all too easy to hear.]
Besides, I thought you vould appreciate me attempting to do zome good for the community.
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:03 am (UTC)From:I can only presume you seek to humiliate me, madam. In which case, I have no intention of allowing you to do so.
[Meaning, she's going with this if only to surpass her expectations. Integra isn't about to back down from a challenge.]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:17 am (UTC)From:[Can Integra hear the edge when she said that? Of course this is Rip's intention. If she can't kill the woman, she's going to put her through hell in various other ways.]
Of course, of course~. Besides, you already vear suits und are zhe manliest man I've ever met, besides Zorin anyvay.
I'm sure you vill do fine.
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:24 am (UTC)From:Well that's encouraging.
[She's a ~lady, Rip. How rude!!]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:26 am (UTC)From:Good! Zhen Good Luck vith your luck down zhe catvalk.
[Go break a leg! Literally.]
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:32 am (UTC)From:You're helping me.
[She's decided, all of just now. Sorry Rip, Integra doesn't know the first thing about drag.]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:33 am (UTC)From:Und exactly, HOW do you suggest I do zhat.
[....]
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:36 am (UTC)From:[You got her into this mess, now you're getting her out...]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:43 am (UTC)From:You dress in suits und act male despite being a voman und you haf no idea vat drag is.
[The fact that Rip, who spend fifty years hiding in a jungle knows and Integra doesn't is a little much to take in.]
Tell me you are joking.
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:52 am (UTC)From:Do you believe I had a chance advancing in my career any other way?
[Way to be dense, Rip...]
Allow me to reiterate. I understand the basic gist, but the culture of drag itself is something I've never been able to comprehend.
[Not judging, tho...]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 05:57 am (UTC)From:Und do you zhink I vould haf made First Lieutenant if I didn't dress zhe vay I do?
You vere born into zhe job. I had to fight for my rank.
[Lets just say this is an argument that might need to be avoided...]
Vats there to comprehend? You dress up, pretend to be masculine und put on a little show for zhe audience. It iz not like you are going to go on to be a full time performing drag king or zomething.
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 06:18 am (UTC)From:What, and you believe being seen as 'Arthur's daughter' helped me win the respect of the Round Table?
[Sorry Rip, they're already here. She cannot even be bothered to think of the drag show right now. Don't think you've gotten yourself out of it, though.]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 08:10 am (UTC)From:[Rip's tone carries all her hatred for the monster that killed her in the end. It's... kind of hard to hide.]
Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 03:49 pm (UTC)From:[Not all of us use that kind of currency.]
Re: Audio;
Date: 2015-09-18 04:13 pm (UTC)From:You mean zhe merits I haf yet to see~? You tell ozher people vat to do, occasionally stab poor innocent people to a tree und take avay all my fun.